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Cafe Fuckery Zero Fucks Given T-Shirt - Funny Gag Gift for Adults

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Step into the world of zero fucks given with this hilarious Cafe Fuckery T-shirt. Designed for those who embrace a carefree, unbothered attitude, this shirt is perfect for people who live by the motto "the less you give a fuck, the happier you are." Whether you're grabbing your morning coffee or just making a bold statement, this funny t-shirt is an instant conversation starter.

🎁 Perfect for:

  • Funny gifts for friends, coworkers, or family
  • Gag gifts for adults who appreciate sarcasm
  • Silly gifts for birthdays, secret Santa, or Christmas
  • Prank gifts for the boss or retirement parties

Made from high-quality fabric, this soft, breathable, and durable tee is available in multiple colors and sizes. Get yours today and let the world know you’re open 24/7 to keeping it real.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 91
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79
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