Firefighter Definition T-Shirt – Funny Gag Gift for Men | Bold & Sarcastic First Responder Tee

















Because firefighters aren’t just heroes—they’re absolute badasses. This funny firefighter t-shirt delivers the truth: those badass fuckers that give their lives to save the innocent.** Whether you're shopping for funny gifts for men, gag gift ideas, or a unique retirement gift, this tee is the perfect mix of sarcasm and respect.
✔ Perfect for funny birthday gifts, funny xmas gifts, and silly gifts for firefighters
✔ Super soft, premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
✔ Great for prank gifts, funny office gifts, and funny gifts for coworkers who appreciate dark humor
✔ Ideal for funny dad gifts, funny boss gifts, and funny gag gifts for guys who save lives for a living
If you know a firefighter with a wicked sense of humor, or you just want to show some appreciation in the most hilarious way possible, this funny firefighter t-shirt is the way to do it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 91 |
Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 79 |