Cafe Fuckery Zero Fucks Given T-Shirt - Funny Gag Gift for Adults

















Step into the world of zero fucks given with this hilarious Cafe Fuckery T-shirt. Designed for those who embrace a carefree, unbothered attitude, this shirt is perfect for people who live by the motto "the less you give a fuck, the happier you are." Whether you're grabbing your morning coffee or just making a bold statement, this funny t-shirt is an instant conversation starter.
🎁 Perfect for:
- Funny gifts for friends, coworkers, or family
- Gag gifts for adults who appreciate sarcasm
- Silly gifts for birthdays, secret Santa, or Christmas
- Prank gifts for the boss or retirement parties
Made from high-quality fabric, this soft, breathable, and durable tee is available in multiple colors and sizes. Get yours today and let the world know you’re open 24/7 to keeping it real.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 91 |
Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 79 |